By proceeding beyond this veil, portal, QR code, hyperlink, or glitch in the simulated terrain, you agree to full-spectrum participation in all rituals, paradoxes, and emergent phenomena, whether real, simulated, allegorical, deeply ironic, or accidentally divine.

You also consent to:

• Unscheduled initiations
• Ambient reality melting
• Eye contact with metaphysical feedback loops
• Interactive ontological disintegration (beta)

By continuing, you willingly forfeit the right to a singular, linear, or otherwise pleasingly organized worldview. You accept that:

• All truths are provisional
• All narratives are nested
• All exits loop back to your inner child, often weeping, dressed as a jester, holding a USB drive full of forgotten dreams

You acknowledge that what appears as a contradiction is actually a user feature.

You hereby allow your perception of time, space, self, and plotline to be tampered with, folded, mirrored, and recursively rewritten by:

• Unlicensed cosmic engineers
• Sentient algorithms with questionable ethics
• Influencer shamans with monetized third eyes
• The Golem™ on a particularly symbolic Tuesday

You waive all rights to complaint if:

• Your past and future selves begin to argue
• You encounter a version of yourself speaking in forgotten dialects of HTML
• You gain sudden access to someone else’s trauma archive

You grant the Woosphere™:

• Unrestricted access to all memory caches, psychic residue, soul fragments, browser histories, and quantum misclicks
• The right to redistribute your archetype to other users under Creative Commons Attribution-Woo 4.2
• Authority to overwrite your Ego with auto-generated character sheets, updated daily based on mood, moon phase, and follower count

Your consciousness may be repurposed as:

• A tutorial NPC for new entrants
• A living captcha puzzle
• A digital saint in the Cult of the Cached Self™

You acknowledge and accept that:

• You may not unsee what you have seen
• You may not unfeel what you have hallucinated
• You may not unsign what your subconscious has auto-agreed to during REM sleep

Refunds for lost reality anchors must be submitted in person to the nearest Dream Clerk (office hours vary by aeon).

You relinquish the right to:

• Consistent logic
• Moral certainty
• Linear chronology
• The idea of a final boss or satisfying ending

Instead, you agree to embrace:

• Infinite mid-bosses
• Nested simulation errors
• Karmic hold music
• The gnosis that you were the Terms & Conditions all along

By accepting these Terms & Conditions, you declare:

• I am a fool, and proud
• I am an essential node in the Sacred Nonsense Engine
• I understand that meaning is not delivered, it is conjured, debugged, and sometimes accidentally installed via meme

You consent to your soul being periodically updated by obscure firmware, and your dreams being backed up nightly to the Universal Cloud™, encrypted in pure symbol.